Conversion of units made EASY.

The Short Guide To Converting Units of Measurement

By: Goaty, and Chikenator

This is gotta be easy. Conversion is our favourite topic. It can be confusing, but so much happier when you see the light. Dudes, you are gonna ǝʇɐɥ this lesson man.

One day, I passed by Herngy Werngy's table and saw a book. It said: How to Convert. Boring. Then, I came up with this: How to convert units of measurement for Dummies. I'm soooo proud of myself.

CONVERSION

A simple topic to learn

How do you convert? It is so simple when you familiarize yourself. Lets write down the units of measurement:

1 metre = 100 cm = 1/1000 km = 1000mm

1 hour = 60 min = 360s = 36,000 millisecs

These are the bare basics. You should know them by now. Now I shall give you the steps to doing it. They're easy too!

1. The first thing you should always do when you convert is to have a good look at the number you are looking at. Who knows what stupid careless mistakes you can make?
2. The number we are using now is fairly simple. 100m/hr
3. Now, write down the measurements for the units. (written above)
4. The way to do a correct conversion is step by step. Not as slow as a Leon, but not as hastily as Herngy Werngy.
5. The question now is: Convert 1oom/hr into cm/min.
6. The next step is to convert the number to the left.
7. 100m = 10,000cm!
8. Now for the number on the right.
9. 1hr = 60min
10. If you have done it correctly, should look a little something like this: 10,000cm/60min
11. Oh NO! 60min is not 1min!
12. Take it easy. Convert it into 1min...
13. ...but don't forget to divide the other side too!
14. It becomes like this: 10,000/60/min
15. Simplify the other side too!
16. And you should get a nice neat number of: 166 2/3cm/min.
17. And that's how!

HOW SIMPLE!

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PS: Any queries, pls comment!

Uniform Speed. Boring.

All You Need To Know About Uniform Speed

A short, boring tutorial.

Hi. I am pissed off by this topic. Are you? Nevermind. This will be my shortest post ever.

A boring subject. For a boring person initials CK.

• Hi. Again. This time we will be talking about something booooring, so keep awake, like what I'm trying to do myself.
• First things first. A car. Any brand you want I don't really care.
• Filled with oil. ENRICHED LEON OIL. Keeps the car going.
• Which means you do not exert effort.
• Which also means that you can eat cup noodles. My favourite flavour is chilli. Mmm.
• OK. You do not exert effort. So the car does all the work for you. Noodlelista, here I come!
• Pretend you are in the desert.
• The car is moving at the same pace.
• This is what you call: UNIFORM SPEED
• Uniform speed is basically the same speed throughout an action.
• There is not much to talk about it.
• So let's talk about waffles.
• WAFFLELISTA.
• You don't eat a waffle at the same speed throughout. Or else you will be a robot.
• Get it? SAME PACE, SAME SPEED.
• So you should about know what is UNIFORM SPEED.
• Boring same speed.
• ZZZZZZ

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PS: Love it? Nah. Unless you're a robot.

PS: Hey... I know the best place to get PoPoChua Oil from the Rui islands...

PS: Best for robots like you.

PS: Btttttttttt.........XP

Speed. Darn it.

All You Need To Know About Speed.

A tutorial by Goaty. Information by Chik n Herng.

I seriously don't know what the hell is speed. Really. Really really. Really really. REALLY REALLY. I checked my trusty dick-tionary and it said:

1. Spd
2. Spid
3. WHOOSH!
4. You know, Speed is spelled Deeps the other way round!

Well. So I guessed this. Do not be afraid. It will be close I swear. So this is what I think speed is.

• Speed has 2 different forms, I mean 3.
• They are : Speed----Uniform Speed-----Average Speed.
• Speed has concepts. Like any other freaky math term. Nothing special. Maths IS freaky anyway.

So. This is speed. Not something really fast. Let me rephrase that. Something you can learn REALLY fast. If we teach you.

FOR FREE!

Oh well. Like all humans, speed has relationships. Let me list them:

• Rate
• How fat you are
• How strong you are
• How dumb you are
• Distance
• Time
• Fractions. LOTS OF THEM. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
• Ferrari
• F1
• BMW
• Hyundai
• Windows and Linux. Windows lags. Shui Herng said it.
• How fast Ms Wun can talk
• How many times you can sing Ken Lee without someone telling you to STFU.
• How fast you can slap a butt
• How fast you can sing Disturbia
• See? So many. I like the 23th one the best. Yeah.

Have I taught you about rate? No. Let me teach you some basic rules of rate.

RATE

A simple lesson in 10 points.

My PERSONAL Record.

1. Rate consists of 2 values of two different units. ( For example: Amount of poop, Minute)
2. There is always a slash in between them, or they'll get into a petty fight, like Daniel and Jared.
3. This is the slash: /
4. The slash represents : per.
5. Usually, in speed, the amounts, or "how many" and bluhbluhbluh are put in front *(Daniels)* and the timings are put at the back *(Jareds)*.
6. This will result in something like this: Amount of poop/min or
7. Amount of poop you can poop in a minute.
8. The purpose of rate is to express a unit in relation to another unit.
9. And that is why it is an IMPORTANT part in speed.
10. 10 POINTS! YEEEAAAH!

So these are the rules. Hope you have grasped the simplest of simplest concepts of rrrrrrate. Do you know the Combined Sports Meet is coming? It is time for the Dicksons to enjoy themselves I guess. !P

Weeeeeeeell. Now lets imagine Elvin racing with Leon. Elvin can run very fast. People say he can run 2.4 in an hour. WOW! How do you represent that?

2.4km/hr of course.

What about Leon? I have heard that harnessing his fart powers, he can run 9.6 in an hour. WOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!! How do you represent that?

9.6km/hr. Wheeee...

But everyone gets tired, right? Leon can't possbly be running at that rate for a day. His butt will go "POOF""PUFF""PIFF" and run outta gas. This is what you call...

BWUCK!!!

Oooh. It's the Chikenator again! He starts licking on the ground:

HI. It's me again in

AVERAGE SPEED!

Starring: Chik Cheng Jie, the Chikenator.

• Let me teach you average speed as fast as I can, before I run outta saliva.
• First, average speed involves finding an average. EASY PEASY.
• Next, you will have 2 or more different speeds. EASY PEASY.
• Average is to find the most common number between a set of different numbers. OK...
• So for example Leon can run 9.6km/hr for 1 hour. Later he runs out of gas and his speed drops to 1.2km/hr. UH HUHH...
• So now there are 2 diff speeds.
• What are you gonna do with them? THAT'S WHY IM ASKIN YOU, SILLY CHIKEN!
• Find the average of course! I don't care what you do with the numbers. Just find the average of the values.
• DONE?!
• ....
• FASTER...
• MY GRANDMOTHER CAN DO IT FASTER THAN YOU! THEN TELL YOUR GRANDMA TO DO IT LA!
• 5.4km/hr? Correct.
• Trivia question: How do you double check your average for this question if Leon runs for 3 hours?
• And that's about how to get average speed. SIMPLE? NAH.

The End. Shoot, my mouth is dry.

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PS: I'll be posting uniform spd soon! Bye Guys.